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&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Marcus, a.k.a “w1n5t0n,” is only seventeen years old, but he figures he already knows how the system works–and how to work the system. Smart, fast, and wise to the ways of the networked world, he has no trouble outwitting his high school’s intrusive but clumsy surveillance systems.&lt;br /&gt;
But his whole world changes when he and his friends find themselves caught in the aftermath of a major terrorist attack on San Francisco. In the wrong place at the wrong time, Marcus and his crew are apprehended by the Department of Homeland Security and whisked away to a secret prison where they’re mercilessly interrogated for days.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When the DHS finally releases them, Marcus discovers that his city has become a police state where every citizen is treated like a potential terrorist. He knows that no one will believe his story, which leaves him only one option: to take down the DHS himself.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;STORYGLOSSIA Issue 28, May 2008&lt;br /&gt;
ISSN 1545-2824&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Crime/Noir Issue&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;u&gt;Table of Contents&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-Guest editor Anthony Neil Smith&#039;s introduction&lt;br /&gt;
-Must Bite!    Vicki Hendricks&lt;br /&gt;
-Cheer    Megan Abbott&lt;br /&gt;
-Funny Face    Greg Bardsley&lt;br /&gt;
-Everything Must Go    Ray Banks&lt;br /&gt;
-Young Junius    Seth Harwood&lt;br /&gt;
-Star&#039;s Jar    Kate Beauford&lt;br /&gt;
-I Came Home Sunday Night    Louis Wittig&lt;br /&gt;
-The Cigarette Story    Barry Graham&lt;br /&gt;
-No Story    Bonnie Nadzam&lt;br /&gt;
-Exit Wounds    R. Christopher Knight&lt;br /&gt;
-A Place for Violence    Kevin Wignall&lt;br /&gt;
-The Humming    Heather Fowler&lt;br /&gt;
-Crash Where You Land    Scott Miles&lt;br /&gt;
-Cut Me to the Quick    Robert Skinner&lt;br /&gt;
-The Helper    R. Narvaez&lt;br /&gt;
-Return    Finbarr McCarthy&lt;br /&gt;
-Identity Crisis    Kyle Hemmings&lt;br /&gt;
-The Bicycles Were Gravestones    Fred Zackel&lt;br /&gt;
-Felonies for which I was Never Apprehended: Chapter One hundred and Eight.    Adam Cushman&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The free book giveaway is a prelude to the release of Book Nine, the final book in the series, &lt;i&gt;Invincible&lt;/i&gt;, by Troy Denning, which Del Rey is releasing in hardcover on 13 May.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;b&gt;Chapter 3:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;ROCKS, ALWAYS ROCKS&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      “Rocks, rocks, it’s always rocks!” the young and strong man complained, his muscular bare arms glistening with sweat. He was tall, more than halfway between six and seven feet, and though he had lost considerable weight on this multi-year journey, he did not appear skinny and certainly not frail, his lean muscles standing taut like ropes. A mop of blond hair covered his head, bespeaking his Vanguard heritage, and he wore a scraggly beard. Even though his superiors disapproved of it, they would not enforce their rules against facial hair when they possessed no implement to easily be rid of it. He stood on a slope of brown dirt and gray stones – fewer near him now, since he had already tossed scores over the ridge so that they would roll down and bounce near to the wall the man and his companions were repairing. He hoisted another one, brought it near his shoulder and heaved it out, but it didn’t quite make the lip and began to roll back his way. He intercepted it with a few fast strides, planting his foot against it and holding it in place before it could gain any real momentum.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      “Catch your breath, Brother Cormack,” said an older monk, middle-aged and with more skin than hair atop his head. “The air is particularly warm this day.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      Cormack did take a deep breath, then gathered up his heavy woolen robes and pulled them over his head, leaving him naked other than a bulky white loincloth.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      “Brother Cormack!” the other monk, Giavno by name, scolded.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      “Always rocks,” Cormack argued, his bright green eyes flaring with intensity, and he made no move to retrieve his heavy robe. “Ever since we came to this cursed island, we have done nothing more than pile rocks.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      “Cursed?” Giavno said, shaking his head and wearing an expression of utter disappointment. “We were sent north to frozen Alpinador to begin a chapel, Brother. For the glory of Blessed Abelle. You would call that cursed?” As he ended he swept his arm up to his left beyond the ridge and to the small stone church the brothers had constructed. Though the square structure was no more than thirty feet on any side, since they had placed it on the highest point of the small island, it dominated the view.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      Cormack put his hands on his hips, laughed, and shook his head helplessly. They had departed Chapel Pellinor in Vanguard more than three years before all full of excitement and a sense of great purpose. They would travel to Alpinador, home of the pagan barbarians, and spread the word of Blessed Abelle. With their gemstone magic and the truth and beauty of their message, they would save souls.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      But they had found only battle and outrage, and their every word had sounded as insult to the proud and strong northmen. Running for their lives more than proselytizing, the band had become quite lost in short order and had stumbled and bumbled their way along for weeks, and with the freezing winter closing in all around them. Surely the nearly two-score monks and their like number of servants would have found a cold and empty death, but they had happened upon this place, a huge lake of warm waters and perpetual steam, a place of islands small and large. Father De Guilbe, who led their expedition, proclaimed it a miracle, and decided that here, on these waters, they would fulfill their mission and build their chapel.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      Here, Cormack mused, on a lump of rock in the middle of the water.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      “Rocks,” Cormack grumbled, and he bent low and picked up the heavy stone again. This time he heaved it far over the ridge line.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      “The lake teems with fish and food, and have you ever tasted water so fine?” said Giavno, his voice wistful. “And the heat of the water saved us from the Alpinadoran winter. You should be more grateful, Brother.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      “We were sent here for a reason beyond our simple survival.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      “Patience,” Giavno argued, a predictable answer and oft given, but something about Giavno’s inflection as he spoke the last word gave Cormack pause. He looked over at his Abellican brother, then followed the older monk’s wide-eyed stare to the water behind them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      Cormack saw the powries – bandy-legged, bandy-armed, barrel-chested dwarves – floating in on their flat raft just an instant before they began springing into the water near the shore, bursting into a wild charge, brandishing their weapons.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      Cormack whirled about, took a few running strides, and leaped high into the air, crashing into a pair of dwarves before they cleared the surf. One went down, the other staggered back, and Cormack set himself quickly and launched a circle kick that caught the standing dwarf on the side of its chin before it could fully recover from the unexpected assault. Its dull red beret, the item that defined the powries who were also known as “bloody caps,” went flying away and that dwarf, too, tumbled under the water.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      “Out, or they’ll be sure to drown you!” Giavno cried, and he accentuated his point by thrusting forth his hand and loosing the power of the stone he clutched: graphite, the stone of lightning. A bright blue bolt sizzled past Cormack to strike the raft, sending powries tumbling, but as the bolt dispersed into the water, Cormack felt a nasty sting about his legs.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      Behind Giavno and beyond the ridge another pair of monks cried out the warning.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      Cormack sloshed toward the rocky shore with all the strength he could muster. He half-turned as he went and managed to somewhat deflect the barrage of clubs that came spinning his way. More than one hit home, though, and by the time he got out of the water, he sported a large welt on one arm and a bruise on the side of his face that threatened to swell his right eye closed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      “To me!” Giavno called to Cormack and the other pair, and just ahead of the dwarves the young monk ran. Reaching his companion he skidded low, grabbed up a stone, and turned as he rose, launching it at the nearest pursuer. The missile hit the dwarf squarely in the chest, briefly interrupting its howl. But only briefly, for the tough creature slogged through the strike and closed fast, smacking wildly with its club.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      Cormack didn’t retreat; in fact, he surprised the dwarf by coming forward within the weight of the club, rolling as he went to further absorb the blow. It still blew his breath out, but Cormack fought through that and caught the club as he turned, then turned further, taking the club with him and yanking it from the surprised dwarf’s hands. He snapped off a quick smack against the dwarf’s head, then pivoted the club fast and sent it out spearlike at the next powrie in line.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      That one waved its arm to deflect the missile but misjudged and whipped its hand past too quickly. The red-bearded dwarf did block the throw, however – with its face, its nose, more specifically, and its head snapped back.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      “Yach, ye mutt,” the powrie growled, reaching up to grab its busted proboscis, and taking away a palm full of blood. The dwarf sneered and growled louder and started for Cormack with more purpose.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      But it stopped suddenly, looking confused, and staggered down to one knee.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      Cormack had neither the time to acknowledge his luck nor pat himself on the back for a perfect throw, for powries were made of tough stuff and such a strike wouldn’t normally bring one down, temporarily though it might prove. As soon as he had let fly the missile he retracted his throwing arm and drove it down to the side, slugging the initial target in the head.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      The dwarf wrapped its strong arms about Cormack’s waist and drove him to the side, intent upon bearing him to the ground. The monk worked his legs frantically, trying to stay upright, and repeatedly hit the creature with his pumping right hand. Blood flew but from his knuckles and not the dwarf, for surely Cormack felt as if he was punching stone instead of flesh!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      The monk didn’t relent, though, nor did the powrie, taking him far aside from Brother Giavno and the other two monks, and the group of a half-dozen powries bearing down on them. Another lightning bolt shook the ground, and the lead powrie began to dance wildly, arms and lips flapping, his thick red hair and beard straightening to full length and shivering in the air. He danced and hopped, managing another step forward, but then fell over.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      The other five rumbled past, ignoring rock missiles, and the club-fight began in earnest.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      Cormack continued to work his legs frantically, continued to punch at the dwarf, but on one slug the stubborn little creature turned about, purposely putting its face in line with the man’s flying fist. Cormack scored a solid, stunning hit, but square dwarf teeth clamped upon the side of his hand and bit down hard.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      Cormack thrashed and tore free his hand, breaking out of the dwarf’s vice grip in the process. Even as he jumped backward with the powrie coming in immediate pursuit, the monk launched a heavy left hook that snapped the dwarf’s head to the side.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      A right cross staggered the powrie even more and gave Cormack the opportunity to square up against the dwarf.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      “Yach, but I’m to scrape the skin from yer pretty face!” the stubborn powrie promised and came on.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      A trio of stinging left jabs put the dwarf back on its heels.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      Cormack retreated a bit more; his reach was his advantage, he knew, and when he looked at his opponent, who seemed like a walking block of rock, he figured it might be his only advantage.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*    *    *    *    *&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      Giavno swung hard with his makeshift wooden mace. He scored a solid hit, but the powrie pressed him relentlessly. How the monk wished that he still had the mace he had carried when he had left Chapel Pellinor, a spiked weapon of wonderful balance and weight. But alas that mace, and all of their other metallic items, was lost to them, corroded by the constant steam that floated about the islands of this hot lake.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      Giavno hit the powrie again, cracking the block head of the weapon against the back of the turning dwarf’s shoulder. The monk rolled his shoulders, thrusting forth his free hand in time to deflect the dwarf’s smashing response. And as that powrie staff slipped by the monk wrapped his arm over the dwarf’s hands and bore in hard against his enemy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      Big mistake, Giavno realized as soon as he slammed against the dwarf, who didn’t budge an inch. For now his advantage -- the length of his arms -- was lost, and the powrie fast squirmed and twisted free its hands, clamping them about Giavno’s waist and tugging him along as it fell into a roll.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      Another powrie closed into the wrestling pair, whacking away at Giavno with a weighted stick, raising welts under the monk’s heavy brown robes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      Giavno grimaced through the pain and managed to turn about to see his two companions, both fighting valiantly and fiercely against a trio of dwarves, trading punch for swat. At one point in the roll the dwarf loosened its grip, and Giavno quickly set his feet and thrust forward, scrambling toward his friends. As he had hoped, one of the powries broke away to intercept, launching a flying tackle at the monk and bearing him back to the two pursuing dwarves.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      Still clutching his graphite stone, Giavno fell into its depths. He got smacked with a staff and punched on the side of his head. The dwarf who had tackled him twisted him about as if to break him apart. But Giavno held his concentration and sent his energy into and through the stone, and jolting sparks of electricity fired out in all directions around him.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      The powries fell back, were thrown back, and Giavno sprinted for his companions. He glanced over at Cormack with sincere, almost fatherly, concern, but reminded himself that Cormack had secured his position on this mission to Alpinador precisely because he had shown himself to be the finest young fighter at Chapel Pellinor.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      Cormack would get back to the three brothers, Giavno told himself, and prayed.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;*    *    *    *    *&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      “Ah, ye’re that one,” the dwarf said, nodding and smiling, and spitting a line of blood at Cormack’s feet. “Yer blood’ll make me beret shine all the brighter, then.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      It howled and brought its staff up above its head, leaping forward.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      But Cormack had anticipated the move and was moving as well, diving down to the side and lashing out with his top leg. He didn’t hit the dwarf but slid the kicking foot past him, then bent his knee and brought the leg back in at the back of the dwarf’s knees. The powrie halted its swing and overbalanced backward for a second as Cormack’s calf drove in hard against the back of its knees.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      That was naught but a ruse, though, as the unfortunate dwarf soon learned. Cormack rolled out farther to the side, then reversed his flow, throwing his hips over and locking his scissors’ grip on the dwarf. The powrie tried to fight the inevitable pull but had no leverage against the prostrate and rolling man, and Cormack’s trailing leg drove the dwarf over, forward and to the ground. The staff went flying and the powrie hit hard, just getting a hand underneath in time to stop its face from smashing against the stones.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      Cormack continued the roll to his back, extracting his legs on the last turn. He arched, put his feet under him, and snapped his muscles, lifting him to a standing position over the prone, face-down dwarf. He moved fast into position where he could stomp the powrie’s face into the stone, and even lifted his foot over the back of the still-stunned dwarf’s head.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      He hesitated.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      He heard splashing and turned in time to see the charge of the first dwarf he had decked, out in the water. It came out with fury – no, not fury, Cormack realized, but with terror.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      For behind it emerged another creature, its smooth bluish, almost translucent skin gleaming in the dull and hazy light, its black eyes peering at its prey intently under a protruding brow. A glacial troll, Cormack realized at once and so too had the powrie, judging from the look of terror on its face!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      No taller than the dwarves and far lighter, the glacial trolls were nevertheless the bane of all the island societies. Their thin limbs were deceptively strong and their teeth pointed like little knives. And where came one troll, inevitably, came many. Cormack saw that clearly now, the long waggling ears of the ugly goblinoid creatures poking from the surf all about the rocky beach.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      The dwarf at Cormack’s feet grabbed him by the ankle and tugged hard. He didn’t resist but let himself fall backward into a roll, one that took him right over and back to his feet.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      “Trolls! Trolls!” he cried, and he started toward the beach, yelling at the dwarf, “Faster!”&lt;br /&gt;
 The dwarf threw his head back as he broke free of the surf and seemed to come on more quickly. Momentarily, though, for when the powrie jerked again Cormack saw the truth of it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      The dwarf staggered forward, slowing, then slumped down to his knees and gave a great exhale.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      “Yach!” cried the powrie on the ground before Cormack, and that one leaped to his feet. “Bikelbrin, me friend!”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      That call had all the powries pausing and turning, as the truth of their predicament fell fully on man and dwarf alike. Ten of them stood against more than a dozen of the trolls, who were armed with spears tipped with sharpened, barbed shells and not the relatively benign sticks that the island inhabitants generally used to batter each other about the skulls.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      The trolls closed on the kneeling Bikelbrin, but so did Cormack, leaping across the stones in full charge. He heard Brother Giavno shout, “To the abbey!” and understood that his three brethren would take that route, but he could not ignore the wounded powrie.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      The glacial trolls neared, reaching for their embedded spears. Cormack put on a burst of speed, closing ground, and leaped, turning himself sidelong in mid-air as he cleared the dwarf. He was over the spears before the trolls could fully retract them. One let go of the shaft and threw its hands up to block, while the other stubbornly, and with a sickening wet sound, drew free its spear. That one took the brunt of the flying body-block as Cormack bowled over both of the trolls.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      He landed atop them hard, smacking his hand painfully against a stone and his forehead painfully against the back of that hand. A wave of dizziness washed over him, but he knew better than to succumb to it in the midst of vicious trolls. He rolled sidelong, right off the two, who scrambled and bit at him, one catching a tooth on his bare forearm.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      Cormack tugged that arm free immediately and managed to slam it down hard on the troll’s face for good measure as he regained his balance.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      No faster than the other troll, however, which lowered its spear for Cormack’s belly and thrust it forward.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      The trained monk dodged aside and slapped the spear out wider with the flat of his hand. He started for the opening to strike at the creature, but instinct stopped him and turned him about.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      Just in time to deflect the thrown spear of another troll.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      Cormack jumped back, three on him now and a fourth coming in. To his left came a sharp retort, and one of the trolls he had bowled over stumbled forward and to the ground. Behind it came the furious powrie, running headlong and empty-handed, for he had thrown his staff, spearlike, into the back of the fallen troll’s head. He called for Bikelbrin but ran right past his wounded friend, leaping onto the second of the trolls Cormack had tackled, bearing it down under his thrashing and kicking form.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      Cormack stomped hard on the back of the neck of the first fallen troll, ending its squirming. No mercy for glacial trolls, for everyone on that beach, human and powrie alike, knew that the trolls would show none. Up on the ridge all of the powries had disengaged from Cormack’s Abellican brethren and were charging down. To the monk’s relief he saw Brother Giavno extending his clenched fist.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      “To the abbey!” Giavno yelled again, and Cormack understood that it was for his benefit alone, a warning to him that his three friends would desert him here. A lightning bolt followed that warning, off to the side where it sent a trio of trolls hopping wildly and weirdly, the residual jolts waggling their spindly limbs in a frenetic dance.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      A troll leaped at Cormack, the fourth going for the powrie and its wrestling companion. The young monk dodged a spear thrust, then a second. He turned sidelong, bent back and down as the third thrust angled high, past his head. Cormack’s left hand, his inside hand, grabbed the shaft, and he wrapped his right arm over it just below the seashell tip as he brought it down. He turned to face the troll and thrust his right forearm, now under the shaft, upward at the same time he drove his left hand down. The sudden movement and Cormack’s redistribution of his weight snapped the spear at mid-shaft. As soon as he heard the break, Cormack tugged the remaining troll weapon aside and crashed against the troll, grabbing a firm hold on the broken piece of the spear as he went. He felt that sharp piece drive into the troll’s torso, and he wrapped his left hand about the creature, boring in harder.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      The troll went into a frenzy and tried to bite at him, but Cormack stayed too low for that. The frantic creature wasn’t done, though, and it used yet another of its many weapons -- its long and pointed chin -- and repeatedly drove the bony feature hard against the side of Cormack’s head.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      Both fell to the ground, Cormack on top, and he shoved up immediately to his knees, his movement pulling free the spear shaft. He flipped it in his hands as he went and came right back at the troll, this time with the seashell head leading.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      The troll scrambled and thrashed, slapped and squirmed, but to no avail. Cormack fell atop it again, pushing the spear right through its chest. He tugged left and right, ensuring that the wound would be mortal, and finally he fell aside – to see the other troll, the hit in the back of the head by the thrown powrie staff, standing over him, a rock in hand.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      An explosion of bright white light filled Cormack’s head as that troll struck. He covered and rolled and somehow even managed to get back to his feet without being hit again too badly.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      But the troll was there, punching and biting at him, and all the world was spinning.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      Cormack found his sensibilities just enough to punch out, a stunning right cross that through good fortune alone, connected solidly on the troll’s jaw, snapping its head aside and sending it back to the ground.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      Cormack tried to straighten, staggering left and right. He saw the powries and the trolls, one big pile of confusion and fury.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      Then he saw the ground rushing up to swallow him.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;      The sounds receded, the light disappeared in a blink, and Cormack drowned in a cold and empty darkness.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;The Ancient&lt;/i&gt; was released in March of 2008 by Tor and is the second book in the &lt;i&gt;Saga of the First King&lt;/i&gt;. The first book, &lt;i&gt;The Highwayman&lt;/i&gt;, was reviewed by FBS &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.fantasybookspot.com/node/102&quot;&gt;here.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;The Nebula Award winners are in! Michael Chabon grabs his first literary prize of the year. Could he take the Locus and Hugo Awards as well?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Other winners include:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Novel: &lt;i&gt;The Yiddish Policemen&#039;s Union&lt;/i&gt; by Michael Chabon&lt;br /&gt;
Novella: &lt;i&gt;&quot;Fountain of Age&quot;&lt;/i&gt; by Nancy Kress&lt;br /&gt;
Novelette: &lt;i&gt;&quot;The Merchant and the Alchemist&#039;s Gate&quot;&lt;/i&gt; by Ted Chiang&lt;br /&gt;
Short Story: &lt;i&gt;&quot;Always&quot;&lt;/i&gt; by Karen Joy Fowler&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Via &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.sfawardswatch.com/?p=738&quot;&gt;Science Fiction Awards Watch&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;The 2008 Locus Award finalists have been announced, check out the nominees below.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;SF NOVEL&lt;br /&gt;
The Accidental Time Machine, Joe Haldeman (Ace)&lt;br /&gt;
Brasyl, Ian McDonald (Pyr)&lt;br /&gt;
Halting State, Charles Stross (Ace; Orbit UK)&lt;br /&gt;
Spook Country, William Gibson (Putnam; Viking UK)&lt;br /&gt;
The Yiddish Policemen&#039;s Union, Michael Chabon (HarperCollins)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;FANTASY NOVEL&lt;br /&gt;
Endless Things, John Crowley (Small Beer Press; Overlook)&lt;br /&gt;
Making Money, Terry Pratchett (Doubleday UK; HarperCollins)&lt;br /&gt;
Pirate Freedom, Gene Wolfe (Tor)&lt;br /&gt;
Territory, Emma Bull (Tor)&lt;br /&gt;
Ysabel, Guy Gavriel Kay (Viking Canada; Roc)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;YOUNG ADULT BOOK&lt;br /&gt;
Extras, Scott Westerfeld (Simon Pulse; Simon &amp;amp; Schuster UK)&lt;br /&gt;
The H-Bomb Girl, Stephen Baxter (Faber &amp;amp; Faber)&lt;br /&gt;
Magic&#039;s Child, Justine Larbalestier (Razorbill)&lt;br /&gt;
Powers, Ursula K. Le Guin (Harcourt; Gollancz)&lt;br /&gt;
Un Lun Dun, China Miéville (Ballantine Del Rey; Macmillan UK)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;FIRST NOVEL&lt;br /&gt;
City of Bones, Cassandra Clare (Simon &amp;amp; Schuster/McElderry)&lt;br /&gt;
Flora Segunda, Ysabeau S. Wilce (Harcourt)&lt;br /&gt;
Heart-Shaped Box, Joe Hill (Morrow; Gollancz)&lt;br /&gt;
The Name of the Wind, Patrick Rothfuss (DAW; Gollancz)&lt;br /&gt;
One for Sorrow, Christopher Barzak (Bantam Spectra)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Full &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.locusmag.com/2008/LocusAwardsFinalists.html&quot;&gt;announcement&lt;/a&gt; can be found here.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Winners will be announced in June at the Locus Awards Ceremony in Seattle, June 21st.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;CENTER&gt;&lt;IMG SRC=&quot;http://www.fantasybookspot.com/files/maureen.jpg&quot; ALT=&quot;Mothers and Other Monsters Maureen McHugh&quot;&gt;&lt;/CENTER&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Small Beer Press has released Mothers and Other Monsters, a wonderful collection by Maureen McHugh for free online.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href&quot;http://lcrw.net/mchugh/&quot;&gt;Get it here!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <link>http://www.fantasybookspot.com/node/2582</link>
 <description>Wheel of Time wallpapers available for the first time starting April 18th
Two Wheel of Time wallpapers will be available for download starting Friday, April 18th, at tor.com &lt;a href=&quot;www.tor.com&quot;&gt;www.tor.com&lt;/a&gt; 
This will mark the first time that these WOT wallpapers have been legally available for download.

Anyone who visits tor.com can download the WOT wallpapers. Anyone who signs up at tor.com will also be able to download 
Brandon Sanderson’s Mistborn novel in PDF, HTML, and Mobi e-book formats at some time in the next several weeks.

Tor.com is an exciting and highly interactive science fiction and fantasy site soon to come. Watch the Skies.
&lt;a href=&quot;www.tor.com&quot;&gt;www.Tor.com&lt;/a&gt;
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 <link>http://www.fantasybookspot.com/node/2579</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;VALIANT Entertainment has a preview of their forthcoming hardcover &lt;i&gt;X-O MANOWAR: BIRTH&lt;/i&gt; (April 30th) up at their site. It collects issues 0-6 and also includes a new story &lt;i&gt;The Rise of Lydia&lt;/i&gt; by Bob Layton and Sean Chen.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The preview can be viewed &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.valiantentertainment.com./features.php&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fantasybookspot.com has reviewed the issues that will be included in &lt;i&gt;X-O MANOWAR: BIRTH&lt;/i&gt; &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.fantasybookspot.com/node/2251&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <link>http://www.fantasybookspot.com/node/2576</link>
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Small Beer Press has released John Kessel&#039;s collection &lt;i&gt;The Baum Plan for Financial Independence and Other Stories&lt;/i&gt; for free to download!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://lcrw.net/kessel/&quot;&gt;Enjoy!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <link>http://www.fantasybookspot.com/node/2569</link>
 <description>&lt;p&gt;To celebrate Stephen Baxter&#039;s story &quot;Last Contact&quot; being shortlisted for the Hugo Award, we&#039;ve decided to place the story online for free. The story was originally featured in the Solaris Book of New Science Fiction.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It can be read at this link:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.solarisbooks.com/books/newbookscifi/last-contact.asp&quot;&gt;http://www.solarisbooks.com/books/newbookscifi/last-contact.asp&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;The Independent has teamed up with audible.co.uk to offer readers a free audio download of Iain Banks’ cult classic novel ‘The Wasp Factory’.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Over the course of the week people will be able to download the chapters from this celebrated novel and by Friday 11 April one will have all of the parts you need to make up the complete 6-hour audiobook.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You can download the first part &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.audible.co.uk/independent/waspfactory/eric&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Published in 1984, ‘The Wasp Factory’ was Iain Banks first novel. A powerful and provocative read, this novel tells the story of Frank Cauldhame.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Frank - no ordinary sixteen-year-old - lives with his father outside a remote Scottish village. Their life is, to say the least, unconventional. Frank&#039;s mother abandoned them years ago, his elder brother Eric is confined to a psychiatric hospital and his father measures out his eccentricities on an imperial scale. Frank has turned to strange acts of violence to vent his frustrations. In the bizarre daily rituals there is some solace. But when news comes of Eric&#039;s escape from the hospital Frank has to prepare the ground for his brother&#039;s inevitable return - an event that explodes the mysteries of the past and changes Frank utterly.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Via &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/free-iain-banks-audiobook-download-for-every-reader--part-1-804650.html&quot;&gt;The Independent&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;I love free books so when I find them I pass them on to you guys.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Softskull has made one of their upcoming releases, &lt;i&gt;Pisstown Chaos&lt;/i&gt; by David Ohle, available as a free download through WOWIO.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;iframe name=&quot;Book&quot; width=&quot;150&quot; height=&quot;175&quot; marginwidth=0 marginheight=0 frameborder=0 scrolling=&quot;no&quot; allowtransparency=&quot;true&quot; src=&quot;http://www.wowio.com/Users/SnippetIFrame.asp?nBookId=3940&amp;amp;AdStyle=1&quot;&gt; &lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You need to register and create an account.  Then you drop your selections into a shopping cart where they then can be downloaded.  There seems to be a limit of three downloads a day.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I had never heard of WOWIO before but it appears that they have a pretty good selection of free downloads other then the usual suspects of public domain stuff.  Some of the titles you can get are (click on image below for link):&lt;/p&gt;
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;1) &lt;A HREF=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/Ghost-Love-Novel-Jonathan-Carroll/dp/0374161860/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;s=books&amp;amp;qid=1207233064&amp;amp;sr=1-1&quot;&gt;The Ghost in Love by Jonathan Carroll&lt;/A&gt; - September 2008&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;quote&quot;&gt;&quot;Welcome to the luminous and marvelously inventive world of The Ghost in Love. A man falls in the snow, hits his head on a curb, and dies. But something strange occurs: the man doesn’t die, and the ghost that’s been sent to take his soul to the afterlife is flabbergasted. Going immediately to its boss, the ghost asks, what should I do now? The boss says, we don’t know how this happened but we’re working on it. We want you to stay with this man to help us figure out what’s going on.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The ghost agrees unhappily; it is a ghost, not a nursemaid. But a funny thing happens—the ghost falls madly in love with the man’s girlfriend, and things naturally get complicated. Soon afterward, the man discovers he did not die when he was “supposed” to because for the first time in their history, human beings have decided to take their fates back from the gods. It’s a wonderful change, but one that comes at a price.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
The Ghost in Love is about what happens to us when we discover that we have become the masters of our own fate. No excuses, no outside forces or gods to blame—the responsibility is all our own. It’s also about love, ghosts that happen to be gourmet cooks, talking dogs, and picnicking in the rain with yourself at twenty different ages. &quot;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
2) &lt;A HREF=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/Knights-Cornerstone-James-P-Blaylock/dp/0441016537/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;s=books&amp;amp;qid=1204748380&amp;amp;sr=1-1&quot;&gt;The Knights of the Cornerstone by James P Blaylock&lt;/A&gt; - December 2008&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3) &lt;A HREF=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Langdon-St-Ives/dp/1596061707/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;s=books&amp;amp;qid=1204748380&amp;amp;sr=1-2&quot;&gt;The Adventures of Langdon St. Ives&lt;/A&gt; - November 2008&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Synopsis:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;quote&quot;&gt;&quot;A good deal of controversy arose late in the last century over what has been referred to by the more livid newspapers as The Horror in St. James Park or The Ape-box Affair....&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
So begins the first chronicle in the long and often obscure life of Langdon St. Ives, Victorian scientist and adventurer, respected member of the Explorers Club and of societies far more obscure, consultant to scientific luminaries, and secret, unheralded savior of humankind. From the depths of the Borneo jungles to the starlit reaches of outer space, and ultimately through the dark corridors of past and future time, the adventures of Langdon St. Ives invariably lead him back to the streets and alleys of the busiest, darkest, most secretive city in the world -- London in the age of steam and gaslamps, with the Thames fog settling in over the vast city of perpetual evening. St. Ives, in pursuit of the infamous Dr. Ignacio Narbondo, discovers the living horror of revivified corpses, the deep sea mystery of a machine with the power to drag ships to their doom, and the appalling threat of a skeleton-piloted airship descending toward the city of London itself, carrying within its gondola a living homunculus with the power to drive men mad....&lt;br /&gt;
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This omnibus volume contains the collected Steampunk stories and novels of James P. Blaylock, one of the originators of the genre, which hearkens back to the worlds of Jules Verne and H.G. Wells, a world where science was a work of the imagination, and the imagination was endlessly free to dream.&lt;br /&gt;
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The Adventures of Langdon St. Ives will contain the original illustrations J. K. Potter created for the novel Lord Kelvin&#039;s Machine, plus many more for the novel, Homunculus, and the short stories.&quot;&lt;/div&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://johncwright.livejournal.com/127609.html&quot;&gt;Chapter One&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://johncwright.livejournal.com/135901.html&quot;&gt;Chapter Two&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://johncwright.livejournal.com/153963.html&quot;&gt;Chapter Three&lt;/a&gt;, and &lt;a href=&quot;http://johncwright.livejournal.com/158630.html#cutid1&quot;&gt;Chapter Four&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;&quot;An Evil Guest&quot; Gene Wolfe&#039;s forthcoming book, slated for September 16, 2008 release is now available for pre-order on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.com/Evil-Guest-Gene-Wolfe/dp/0765321335/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;amp;s=books&amp;amp;qid=1207076945&amp;amp;sr=8-1&quot;&gt;Amazon.com&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The book is described as:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;i&gt;Lovecraft meets Blade Runner. This is a stand-alone supernatural horror novel with a 30s noir atmosphere. Gene Wolfe can write in whatever genre he wants--and always with superb style and profound depth. Now following his World Fantasy Award winner, Soldier of Sidon, and his stunning Pirate Freedom, Wolfe turns to the tradition of H.P. Lovecraft and the weird science tale of supernatural horror.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Set a hundred years in the future, An Evil Guest is a story of an actress who becomes the lover of both a mysterious sorcerer and private detective, and an even more mysterious and powerful rich man, who has been to the human colony on an alien planet and learned strange things there. Her loyalties are divided--perhaps she loves them both. The detective helps her to release her inner beauty and become a star overnight. And the rich man is the benefactor of a play she stars in. But something is very wrong. Money can be an evil guest, but there are other evils. As Lovecraft said, &quot;That is not dead which can eternal lie.&quot;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In other news: Centipede Press, publisher of high-end, pricey illustrated limited editions of famous SF and Horror works (along with artbooks), is publishing a high-end, pricey ($225) limited (300 copies) edition of Shadow of the Torturer. Their single image web page about the book is &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.centipedepress.com/shadowtorturer.html&quot;&gt;viewable&lt;/a&gt;, and they appear to be taking orders.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;quote&quot;&gt;Cloth - Printed on 100# Mohawk Superfine. Bound in suedel luxe cloth, with seven full color illustrations and a map with a cloth covered slipcase.&lt;/div&gt;
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Something for completists and collectors perhaps?&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Featuring fiction from Jeffrey Ford and Jeremiah Sturgill, an interview with K.J. Bishop conducted by Jeff VanderMeer and non-fiction by Tim Pratt.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkesworldmagazine.com/&quot;&gt;Check it out.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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IMPACT UNIVERSITY ANNOUNCES FREE COMIC BOOK DAY OFFERING 4th Edition of the Popular How-To Comic Features Orson Scott Card, John Howe, Doug Chiang and More!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Impact Books, the how-to write and draw comics, manga and fantasy art publisher, invites readers of all ages to pick up Impact University, Volume 4, on Free Comic Book Day from their favorite comic book store on Saturday, May 3, 2008. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Free Comic Book Day is, of course, a day when participating comic book shops across North America and around the world give away comic books absolutely free to anyone who comes into their stores.   Dozens of publishers participate and Impact Books is pleased to continue its involvement in a project that has seen past contributions from its roster of talented artists and writers including Will Eisner, Peter David, Colleen Doran, Dick Giordano, Vince Giarrano, J &quot;NeonDragon&quot; Peffer and Lea Hernandez.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;2008&#039;s 4th Edition features excerpts from some of Impact&#039;s biggest Fall and Spring titles, starting with an introduction from best-selling author Orson Scott Card!  Readers are then swept into the world of science fiction and fantasy art with a lesson on robots and vehicles from Academy Award-winning visual designer Doug Chiang.  Doug has worked on such films as Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace and Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Forrest Gump, and Beowolf.  His Impact book, Mechanika:  Creating the Art of Science Fiction with Doug Chiang, is out in June.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Next up is a lesson on creating characters with Buddy Scalera&#039;s latest Comics Photo Reference:  Women and Girls (available now).  Our lesson is on how to draw a teen action hero by indie artist Josh Howard, but in the book there&#039;s over 1000 color photos with a DVD and lessons from some of the best artists in comics.  Thomas Manning provides the next lesson from the no-holds barred Wreaking Havoc:  How to Create Fantasy Warriors and Wicked Weapons (available now), written with Chuck Lukacs, Chris Seaman and Jim Pavelec, showing artists how to draw amazing accessories, like armor or weapons, for their characters so they can defend the realm or the beautiful princess.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Of course color will be important for artists and Impact University&#039;s lesson plan includes watercolor tips from the book Dreamscapes:  Creating Magical Angel, Faery and Mermaid Worlds in Watercolor (available now) by Stephanie Pui-Mun Law and digital computer coloring from Brian and Kristy Miller&#039;s book, Hi-Fi Color for Comics:  Digital Techniques for Professional Results (available now).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Robots have needs, too, and their anatomy is just as important as the other characters in a comic. That&#039;s why Impact University provides a lesson in robotic anatomy from E.J. Su&#039;s MechaForce:  Draw Futuristic Robots that Fly, Fight, Battle and Brawl (available now).  You may recognize E.J. Su&#039;s name as the artist on many a Transformers comic, so his mastery of robot anatomy is unquestioned!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And our final lesson brings the master of fantasy art, John Howe, to Impact Books for a lesson in conveying action and movement to the artist&#039;s work.  John is the conceptual artist for all of The Lord of the Rings films and is known all over the world as the foremost Tolkien illustrator.  John&#039;s Impact book, Fantasy Art Workshop, from which this lesson is taken, is available now and a new book, Forging Dragons, comes out in October.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Impact will also have comics at their booth at Comic Con International in San Diego, July 25-29, and other comic book and fantasy conventions throughout the summer.&lt;br /&gt;
Impact Books are sold wherever books and comics are found.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For more information visit www.freecomicbookday.com and www.impact-books.com.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Impact Books is An Imprint of F+W Publications&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Novel:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;The Missing&lt;/i&gt; by Sarah Langan&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;First Novel:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;Heart-Shaped Box&lt;/i&gt; by Joe Hill&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Long Fiction:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;Afterward, There Will Be A Hallway&lt;/i&gt; by Gary Braunbeck&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Short Fiction:&lt;/b&gt; 	&lt;i&gt;&quot;The Gentle Brush of Wings&quot;&lt;/i&gt; by David Niall Wilson&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Fiction Collection:&lt;/b&gt; (Tie) &lt;i&gt;Proverbs for Monsters&lt;/i&gt; by Michael A. Arnzen and &lt;i&gt;5 Stories by Peter&lt;/i&gt; Straub&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Anthology:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;Five Strokes to Midnight&lt;/i&gt; edited by Gary Braunbeck and Hank Schwaeble&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Nonfiction:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;THE CRYPTOPEDIA: A Dictionary of the Weird, Strange &amp;amp; Downright Bizarre&lt;/i&gt; by Jonathan Maberry &amp;amp; David F. Kramer&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Poetry Collection:&lt;/b&gt; &lt;i&gt;Being Full of Light, Insubstantial&lt;/i&gt; by Linda Addison and &lt;i&gt;VECTORS: A Week in the Death of a Planet&lt;/i&gt; by Charlee Jacob &amp;amp; Marge Simon&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Lifetime Achievement Award:&lt;/b&gt; John Carpenter, Robert Weinberg&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Richard Laymon President&#039;s Award:&lt;/b&gt; Mark Worthen, Stephen Dorato, Christopher Fulbright&lt;/p&gt;
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Chiaroscuro&lt;/i&gt; has put online a collaboration by Nick Mamatas and TA Pratt called &lt;i&gt;The Dude Who Collected Lovecraft&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It can be read &lt;a href=&quot;http://chizine.com/dude_who_collected_lovecraft.htm&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;. For the PDF go &lt;a href=&quot;http://chizine.com/pdf/dude_who_collected_lovecraft_PDF.pdf&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;Earlier this month &lt;a href=http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117982173.html?categoryid=13&amp;amp;cs=1&quot;&gt;Variety&lt;/a&gt; has reported that Paramount has optioned the comic book property &lt;i&gt;Harbinger&lt;/i&gt; with Brett Ratner attached to the movie.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;Harbinger&lt;/i&gt; is the property of &lt;a href=&quot;http://valiantentertainment.com/&quot;&gt;VALIANT ENTERTAINMENT&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;As announced by Jeff VanderMeer at his blog he and and Ann will be editing Squidpunk for Tachyon that will among others include the talents of Stephen Baxter, Michael Moorcock, Sarah Monette, Paul Witcover, Jay Lake, John Scalzi, Cat Rambo, Matt Staggs, Thomas Ligotti and Elizabeth Hand.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Planned for a 2009 release, Check out the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.squidpunk.com/&quot;&gt;official website&lt;/a&gt; for more and future details!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For a direct link to the video go &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0VuQvFBUHM&quot;&gt;here.&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Seriously.&lt;/p&gt;
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;According to The Sunday Times, Leonardo DiCaprio will work with Ridley Scott on the first ever film adaptation of Aldous Huxley&#039;s legendary novel, Brave New World. Though for years there had been much behind the scenes jousting over the property, Aldous Huxley&#039;s granddaughter says, “There is now nothing stopping this film.”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In the film, DiCaprio is expected to play John the Savage, who lives a natural life &quot;while the rest of cloned humanity is lulled into docility with sex, soma (drugs) and feelies (films that also involve the senses of smell and touch).&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Though there are no production or release dates to mention, The Sunday Times indicates that Universal will distribute the film, which, given Scott&#039;s visionary work on the similarly futuristic Blade Runner, should at the very least look the part.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Source: &lt;a href=&quot;http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/film/article3602725.ece&quot;&gt;The Sunday Times&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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 <description>&lt;p&gt;The next issue of Weird Tales marks their 85th anniversary.  To celebrate they name the 85 weirdest storytellers.  &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;div class=&quot;quote&quot;&gt;&quot;Readers wrote us in record numbers last autumn when WeirdTalesMagazine.com asked you who, in your book, are the weirdest of the weird: the most influentially strange authors and artists and talespinners of all kinds to work their magic on the world in the 85 years since 1923, when Weird Tales was born. We asked that you not limit your suggestions to just fiction writers, and you responded enthusiastically, naming hordes of filmmakers, songwriters, cartoonists, and more. We took your ideas, added a few of our own, called some top fantasy professionals to put in their two cents, and then dove into the long and arduous process of winnowing the list down to a mere 85 names. &quot;&lt;/div&gt;
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For the full post go  &lt;i&gt;&lt;A HREF=&quot;http://weirdtales.net/wordpress/2008/03/25/here-they-are-the-85-weirdest-storytellers-of-the-past-85-years/&quot;&gt;here&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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For ordering information for the new issue please go &lt;i&gt;&lt;A HREF=&quot;http://www.wildsidepress.com/Weird-Tales-349-MarchApril-2008--85th-anniversary-issue_p_33-171.html&quot;&gt;here&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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There is a new Elric novella as well as a bunch of other good stuff.  &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:11.0pt;line-height:150%&quot;&gt;You should know better.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:11.0pt;line-height:150%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; After all, you’re 
watching it on the news: the diagonally parked cruisers, the milling officials 
who glance and scowl in your direction. You see the cordons, the lengths of 
sagging tape, and without thinking you know that there, on the far side, lies 
something horrific, the residue of something too wicked for general consumption. 
There, you understand, is the crime scene. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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meat grows chill.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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the newsmodel says, ‘continues to terrorize New Yorkers.’ &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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hear that, because you are a New Yorker. The image flickers to Mrs Alvarez, the 
generic neighbor, who weeps at the loss of someone so special, so beautiful. She 
looks like a good woman, so you empathize. You do the mental math, calculating 
the distance between Mrs Alvarez and your house, and you think of calling a 
friend. Didn’t you go to a restaurant just around the corner from there?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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phone lying next to your keys on the kitchenette. You want to call someone, but 
you curl your feet into your hands instead, run your thumbs over the polish on 
your toes.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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think. You scowl, trying to envisage the horrific truth behind the NYPD 
spokesperson and her facade of euphemisms. Multiple lacerations. Blunt force 
trauma. But there is more. There has to be a twist to make things twisted. The 
stuff about the spine – that’s just to juice the ratings, surely. What about the 
other stuff? The sex stuff. After all, it isn’t just the murder, it’s the &lt;/span&gt;
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think, pressing your knees tight. Just like you, she had secrets, tender 
secrets, that vicious others wanted to know. You glimpse images, nude and rude 
and wet. You taste something metallic. You smell the goat of unwashed groins. 
For an instant, you hear her &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:11.0pt;line-height:150%&quot;&gt;scream&lt;i&gt; . . .&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:150%&quot;&gt;&lt;i&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:11.0pt;line-height:150%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Troubled, your gaze 
drifts from the screen to the thumb petting your toes. You decide your feet look 
cute. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:150%&quot;&gt;&lt;i&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:11.0pt;line-height:150%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; I agree.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:150%&quot;&gt;&lt;i&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:11.0pt;line-height:150%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; You wonder if it’s 
something about the male species. It really wouldn’t surprise you. Your last 
boyfriend was sick – not &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:11.0pt;
line-height:150%&quot;&gt;sick&lt;i&gt; sick, but sick enough – always trying to talk you into 
gagging on his you-know-what. And the one before that, well, we best not go down 
that road. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:150%&quot;&gt;&lt;i&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:11.0pt;line-height:150%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; You blink, run two 
fingers down your temple and cheek in a way that would make your father recall 
your mother. Your eyes – vultures that they are – come circling back to the 
coverage. The detective to the left of the spokesperson, you decide, brings home 
copies of the crime scene photos. He has that grizzled look.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:150%&quot;&gt;&lt;i&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:11.0pt;line-height:150%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Like meat plucked 
too late from the fire.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:150%&quot;&gt;&lt;i&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:11.0pt;line-height:150%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; You chuckle and 
sigh, feeling warm, safe, and lonely. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:11.0pt;line-height:150%&quot;&gt;This is stupid&lt;i&gt;, you decide. 
You change the channel, move to the make-me-laugh section of the store. &lt;/i&gt;
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:150%&quot;&gt;&lt;i&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:11.0pt;line-height:150%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; That’s when you hear 
the tapping at your window.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:11.0pt;line-height:150%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; You become very 
still.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:150%&quot;&gt;&lt;i&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:11.0pt;line-height:150%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; There’s no code, no 
tempo or beat, only the arrhythmia of things waving in the wind.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:150%&quot;&gt;&lt;i&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:11.0pt;line-height:150%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Only me.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:150%&quot;&gt;&lt;i&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:11.0pt;line-height:150%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; You mute the 
television, try to peer through your lovely reflection, but end up reviewing 
your appearance instead. You stand, bronze in the lamplight, breathless with 
indecision. Your spine arches.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:150%&quot;&gt;&lt;i&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:11.0pt;line-height:150%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; You come to the edge 
of the fishbowl.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:11.0pt;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; style=&quot;text-align:center;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size:11.0pt;line-height:
200%&quot;&gt;Chapter One&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;August 17&lt;sup&gt;th&lt;/sup&gt;, 6.05 
a.m.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;Love dies hard. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;Two years they had been 
divorced, and still he dreamed about her . . . Nora. As slender as an intake of 
breath, shining with the light of all those admiring eyes. It had been her day – 
her day first – and Thomas had made it his own by giving it to her wholly. The 
music thumped. The floor swayed with smiles and grand and flabby gestures. The 
grandfather from North Carolina, shaking his hands like Sunday revival. The 
cousins from California, wowing the women with their MTV moves. The aunt from &lt;i&gt;
WeightWatchers&lt;/i&gt;, striking this or that &lt;i&gt;Cosmopolitan&lt;/i&gt; pose. The 
spectators laughed and cheered, continually glanced at the little illuminated 
screens they held in their palms. Catching his wind at the bar, Thomas watched 
them all. He beamed as his best man, Neil, broke clear of the fracas to join 
him. He looked like an actor, Thomas thought, dark-eyed and erratic, like 
Montgomery Clift celebrating the world’s end.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;‘Welcome!’ Neil cried in a 
tone meant to cut through the jubilation, ‘Welcome to Disney World, old buddy!’&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;Thomas nodded the way people 
do when friends say inappropriate things, a kind of reflex affirmation, chin 
here, eyes over there. He could never leave things alone, Neil. That was what 
made him Neil, Thomas supposed – what made him extraordinary. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-indent:.5in;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;‘Give it a rest,’ he said.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-indent:.5in;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;Neil threw his hands out, as 
if gesturing to everything in all directions. ‘C’mon. You see it as clearly as I 
do. Courtship. Pair-bonding. Reproduction . . .’ He grinned in a manner that was 
at once festive and conspiratorial. No man living, it seemed to Thomas, could 
put so much contradiction into his smile. ‘This is all just part of the program, 
Goodbook.’&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-indent:.5in;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;‘Neil . . .’&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-indent:.5in;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;‘You don’t have an answer, do 
you?’&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;Thomas saw Nora making her 
way toward them, laughing at an uncle’s one-liner, clutching old hands. She had 
always been beautiful, but now with the pomp and attention she seemed something 
impossible, ethereal, a vision who would shed her gown for him and only him. He 
turned to scowl at his friend, to tell him that she – &lt;i&gt;she&lt;/i&gt; – was his 
answer.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-indent:.5in;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;His new conclusion.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-indent:.5in;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;‘Time to grow up, don’t you 
think? Time to put the Argument behind us.’&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-indent:.5in;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;‘Sure,’ Neil said. ‘Time to
&lt;i&gt;sleep&lt;/i&gt;.’&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-indent:.5in;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;Nora danced between them, 
staggered Thomas by swinging from his arm.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-indent:.5in;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;‘You guys are freaks!’ she 
cried. She could always tell when they were talking shop, and always knew how to 
draw them back to the rough ground of more sensible souls. He held her in the 
rocking way of drunken lovers, laughing so hard he couldn’t speak. Another Tom 
and Nora giggle session. At parties, people would always comment how only they 
seemed to get each other’s jokes. Isn’t that what it meant? ‘Getting’ somebody?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;They were just on the same 
drugs, Neil would say.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;‘Can’t you feel it?’ she 
cried, rolling her eyes out to the drunken yonder. ‘All these people love us, 
Tommy! All these people luv-luv-luvvv—’&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;text-indent:.5in;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;The alarm clock crowed as 
remorseless as a reversing garbage truck. Thomas Bible swatted at it, squinted 
at the spears of sunlight. He felt like a scrap of something drawn from a 
forgotten pocket: too crumpled for too long to ever be smoothed. He was hungover 
– well and truly. Running his tongue over his teeth, he winced at the taste.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; He sat hunched 
for several moments, trying to muster the peace-of-stomach he’d need for the 
long lurch to the bathroom. Fucking dreams. Why, after all these years, would he 
dream of his wedding reception? It wasn’t so much the images he resented as the 
happiness.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; He was too old 
for this shit, especially on a work day – no, even worse, a work&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;and kid 
day. He could already hear Nora’s rebuke, her voice cross and her eyes jubilant: 
‘&lt;i&gt;What’s this I hear&lt;/i&gt; . . .’&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; The bathroom 
reeked of whiskey, but at least the toilet lid was down. He flushed without 
looking, then sat down in the tub and turned on the shower. The embalming water 
felt good, so much so he actually stood to wash his hair. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Afterward, he 
pulled on a robe and trundled downstairs, shushing his dog, an affable black lab 
named Bartender. He collected the whiskey tumblers and beer bottles on his way 
through the living room and thought about checking in on the den, but the 
partially closed door buzzed with awkwardness. Just inside the door, a pair of 
blue jeans lay crumpled across the carpet, legs pulled inside out. He considered 
barging in and committing some petty act of vengeance – bellowing like a drill 
sergeant or jumping up and down on the fold-out or something similarly stupid – 
but decided against it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; The Advil was in 
the kitchen.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; His place was 
old, one of the original farmhouses built long before the rest of the 
surrounding subdivision. Creaky hardwood floors. Tall ceilings. Smallish rooms. 
No garage. A concrete porch just big enough for two Mormons. ‘Cozy,’ the real 
estate agent had said. ‘Claustrophobic,’ Nora had continually complained.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Even still, 
Thomas had grown to love the place. Over the years he had invested quite a bit 
of time and money in renovations – enough to make the Century 21 guy right. The 
kitchen, especially, with its period fixtures and porcelain-rimmed walls, 
radiated character and homeliness. In the morning sunlight, everything gleamed. 
The chairs cast ribbed shadows across the tile floor.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Now if only Nora 
hadn’t taken all the plants.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; By the time he 
started the coffeemaker he was feeling much better – almost human. The power of 
routine, he supposed. Even half-poisoned, the old brain appreciated routine.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; The previous 
night had been nothing if not crazy. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; He wolfed down a 
couple of stale Krispy Kreme donuts with his coffee, hoping to settle his 
stomach. After sitting for several minutes listening to the fridge hum, he 
pulled himself to the granite counter and began preparing breakfast. He knew the 
kids were awake before he heard them. Bart always clicked out of the kitchen and 
bounded upstairs moments before the muffled cries began. Like all labs, he 
adored his tormentors. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ‘No!’ Thomas 
heard his daughter, Ripley, shriek. Tumbling footsteps along the hallways, then, 
‘No-no-no-no!’ all the way down the stairs. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ‘Dad!’ the 
eight-year-old cried as she barrelled into the kitchen. She was thin and willowy 
in her Donna Duck pyjamas, with a pixie face and her grandmother’s long, 
raven-black hair. She swung into her seat with the strange combination of 
concentration and abandon that characterized everything she did. ‘Frankie showed 
me his you-know-what&lt;i&gt; &lt;/i&gt;again!’ &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Thomas blinked. 
He’d always been an advocate of early childhood sex education, but he could see 
why most parents were keen to keep the genie in the bottle for as long as 
possible. Shame was a lazy parent’s way of teaching discretion. Or so he told 
himself.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; She made a face. 
‘His &lt;i&gt;thing&lt;/i&gt;, Daddy. His’ – she screwed up her face as if to give the 
official word an official female expression – ‘&lt;i&gt;peeenis&lt;/i&gt;.’&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Thomas could only 
stare in horror. &lt;i&gt;Dammit, Tom&lt;/i&gt;, he could hear Nora say. &lt;i&gt;They need their 
own rooms&lt;/i&gt;. &lt;i&gt;How many times&lt;/i&gt; . . . He called out upstairs, wincing at 
the volume of his own voice. ‘Frankie! Do you remember what we said about your 
morning – ’ He caught himself, looked askance at Ripley. ‘Your morning . . . 
you-know . . .’ &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Frankie’s 
petulant ‘Yes’ floated down from the nethers of the house. He sounded 
crestfallen.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ‘Keep your pecker 
in your pants, son. Please.’&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Of course Ripley 
had been watching closely. ‘&lt;i&gt;Pecker&lt;/i&gt;, Daddy? Eeww!’&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Thomas grabbed 
the bridge of his nose and sighed. Nora was going to kill him.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;&lt;i&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; No shame&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;, 
he told himself. The world was lesson enough. Ripley was already fretting over 
what clothes to wear, talking about how L’Oréal was better than Covergirl was 
better than whatever. Soon they would wince at photographs of themselves, at the 
sound of their voices on the answering machine, at the rust spots on the rockers 
of their car, and so on, and so on. Soon they would be good little consumers, 
buying this or that bandaid for their innumerable little shames.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Not if he could 
help it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Several minutes 
afterward, little Frankie shuffled across the tiles, squinting against the 
sunlight. Thomas was relieved to see his Silver Surfer pyjama-bottoms intact. 
The four-year-old rubbed his puffy eyes, flapping his elbows as he did so. 
Though impish and compact, Frankie exaggerated all of his movements – even his 
facial expressions. He waved more than he needed to wave, stepped more than he 
needed to step; he even sat more than he needed to sit. He took up a lot of room 
for such a little kid, spatially as well as emotionally.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Ripley regarded 
him, her expression one of glum boredom. ‘Nobody needs to see &lt;i&gt;that&lt;/i&gt;,’ she 
said, pointing at his crotch.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Thomas cracked 
another egg, smiled ruefully.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ‘So?’ Frankie 
replied.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ‘So it’s weird. 
Showing your &lt;i&gt;thing &lt;/i&gt;to your sister is weird. Ugh! It’s sick.’&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ‘Is not sick. 
Daddy said it’s healthy. Right, Daddy?’ &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ‘Yes . . .’ 
Thomas began, then grimaced, shaking his head. ‘I mean &lt;i&gt;no . . . &lt;/i&gt;And yes.’
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; What was the 
problem? Hadn’t he taught a graduate seminar on child sexuality at Columbia? 
Didn’t he know the ‘developmentally correct’ swing for most every curve-ball a 
kid could throw? He held up both hands and stood over the table, trying to 
appear both stern and clinical. His children, however, had forgotten him. Mouths 
half full of toast, they bickered with the obstinate whininess that 
characterized so much of their communication.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ‘Come on. Listen 
up, guys. Please.’ &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; They were both 
chattering at the same time now. ‘No, you!’ ‘No, &lt;i&gt;you&lt;/i&gt;!’ Christ Almighty, 
his head hurt.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ‘Listen up, 
jerks!’ he cried. ‘The old man has had a rough night.’&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Ripley chortled. 
‘You got drunk with Uncle Cass last night, didn’t you?’ &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ‘Can we wake him, 
Daddy?’ Frankie asked. ‘Can we wake him, &lt;i&gt;please&lt;/i&gt;?’ &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; What was it with 
the apprehension? &lt;i&gt;Just a bad night&lt;/i&gt;, he told himself. &lt;i&gt;I’ll sort it all 
out this afternoon&lt;/i&gt;. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ‘No. Leave him 
be. Listen up! As I was saying, the old man has had a rough night. The old man 
needs his kids to cut him some slack.’&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; They both watched 
him, at once wary and amused. They knew what he was, the clever little fiends. 
He was a Hapless Dad. When they angered him, they simply pretended he was 
shamming until it seemed he &lt;i&gt;was&lt;/i&gt; shamming. Manipulative little buggers.
&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Thomas took a 
deep breath. ‘I said, the old man needs his kids to cut him some slack.’ &lt;/span&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; They shared a 
momentary glance, as though to make sure they were both on the same mischievous 
page, then began laughing.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ‘Serve oos owr 
breakfust, wench!’ Frankie cried, mimicking some movie they’d watched not so 
long ago. It had become their Breakfast Joke.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; With this, Thomas 
was undone. He conceded defeat by ruffling their hair and kissing their heads.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ‘Don’t say 
“wench”,’ he murmured.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Then he got back 
to breakfast – like a good wench, he supposed. He’d forgotten how much he loved 
weekday mornings with his children.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Even when 
hungover.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;Normally he saw Franklin and 
Ripley only on weekends, as per his custody agreement. But Nora had asked if he 
would take them for the week: some bullshit about a trip to San Francisco. 
Ordinarily taking the kids wouldn’t have been a problem, but Nora had unerringly 
caught him at the worst time possible: the run-up to the new school year, when 
the kids had scaled the stir-crazy summit of their summer holidays, and when he 
was up to his eyeballs with committee and course prep work for the upcoming 
semester. Thank God Mia, his neighbor, had agreed to help out.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Mia’s real name 
was Emilio, but everyone called him Mia, either because his last name was 
Farrow, or because of his days as a drag-queen. He was a great guy: an amateur 
Marxist and a professional homosexual – self-described. He was a technical 
writer for JDS Uniphase and usually worked out of his home. Though he constantly 
made noise about despising kids, he was positively maudlin when it came to 
Frankie and Ripley. He complained about them the way diehard sports fans 
complained about their team’s winning streaks: as though offering proof of 
humility to fickle gods. Thomas suspected that his love of the kids was nothing 
short of parental, which was to say, indistinguishable from pride.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Running late, 
Thomas hustled the kids across the lawn. The neighborhood was young enough to 
sport winding lanes and a bewildering variety of trees, but too old to suffer 
the super-sized Legoland look. They found Mia standing on his porch arguing with 
his partner, Bill Mack. Mia had dark, Marine-cropped hair, and a face that 
shouted zero body fat. His build might have been described as slight, were it 
not for the obvious strength of his shoulders and arms. The man was built like 
an acrobat.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ‘So that’s just 
great,’ Mia was saying. ‘Fanfuckingtastic, Bill.’ He turned and smiled 
guilelessly at the Bibles assembled on the steps below. ‘Hi, kids,’ he said. 
‘You got here just in time to say bye-bye to the prick.’ &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ‘Hi, William,’ 
Thomas said carefully to Bill. The previous month Bill had decided he wanted to 
be called William – the name had more ‘cultural capital’ he had said.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ‘Jeeeezus 
Christ,’ Mia snorted, his inflection somewhere between Alabama wife-beater and 
California gay. ‘Why not just call him Willy?’&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ‘’ee’s goot a wee 
willie,’ Frankie cried out in his Scottish accent. Another movieism.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Mia laughed 
aloud.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ‘Why hello, 
Thomas,’ Bill replied sunnily. ‘And how are the Bibles doing?’&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ‘Dad’s hungover 
and Frankie showed me his pecker,’ Ripley said.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Bill’s smile was 
pure Mona Lisa. ‘Same ol, same ol, huh?’ He crinkled his nose. ‘I think that’s 
my cue . . .’ Sidling between the Bibles, he walked to his old model Toyota SUV 
– one of the ones eco-protestors liked to sling tar across. He looked like a 
blond Sears catalogue model in his three-piece. Thomas glimpsed Mia mouth &lt;i&gt;
Fuck off and die&lt;/i&gt; as he pulled out the driveway.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; For as long as 
he’d known them, Bill and Mia had done all the things statistically doomed 
couples typically do. They made faces while the other was talking – a 
frightfully good indicator of impending relationship meltdown. They described 
each other in unrelentingly negative terms. They even smacked each other around 
now and again. And yet somehow they managed to thrive, let alone survive. They 
had certainly outlasted the Bibles.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ‘Nothing too 
serious?’ Thomas said, checking as much as asking. Over the years he’d helped 
the two of them sort out several near-fatal communication breakdowns, usually by 
talking one of them from the brink without the other knowing. Guerilla therapy, 
he called it.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ‘I’ll be fine, 
professor. Gay men love assholes, remember? Pardon my French.’&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ‘Daddy speaks 
French too,’ Ripley said.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ‘I’m sure he 
does, honey.’ Mia nodded at the black minivan parked next to Thomas’s Acura. He 
raised his eyebrows. ‘Company, professor? L’amore, perhaps?’&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Smirking, Thomas 
closed his eyes and shook his head. Mia was hopelessly nosy.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ‘No. Nothing like 
that.’&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;Thomas was a creature of 
habit. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Over the years 
since he and Nora had moved to the burbs, the hour-long commute into Manhattan 
on the MTA North had become a reprieve of sorts. Thomas liked the packed 
anonymity of it all. The literary types could boo-hoo all they wanted about the 
‘lonely post-industrial crowd’, but there was something to be said for the 
privacy of vacant and indifferent faces. Countless millions of people all herded 
into queues, all possessing lives of extraordinary richness, and most with sense 
enough not to share them with strangers.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; It seemed a 
miracle.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Thomas imagined 
some grad student somewhere had published a paper on the topic. Some grad 
student somewhere had published a paper on everything. Now that the big game had 
been hunted to extinction, all the little mysteries found themselves in the 
academic crosshairs, all the things that made humans &lt;i&gt;human&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Usually Thomas 
read the &lt;i&gt;New York Times &lt;/i&gt;– the ink and paper version – on the trip into 
Manhattan, but sometimes, like today, he simply stared at the passing Hudson and 
dozed. No river, he was certain, had been the object of more absent 
contemplation than the Hudson.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; He had much to 
think about. Frankie’s incestuous exhibitionism was the least of his concerns.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; He glanced at the 
front page of his neighbor’s &lt;i&gt;Times&lt;/i&gt; and saw the headlines he’d expected.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;EU SAYS US AID PACKAGE ‘NOT 
ENOUGH’&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;DEATH TOLL COULD TOP 50,000 
RUSSIAN OFFICIALS SAY&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class=&quot;MsoNormal&quot; style=&quot;line-height:200%&quot;&gt;
&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; And of course,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;THE ‘CHIROPRACTOR’ STRIKES 
AGAIN: SPINELESS CORPSE FOUND IN BROOKLYN&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; He found himself 
peering, trying to read the hazy squares of text beneath. The only words he 
could make out were ‘vertebrae’ and ‘eviscerated.’ He blinked and squeezed his 
eyes, cursed himself for giving in to his morbid curiosity. Thousands of years 
ago, when people still lived in small communities, paying attention to random 
acts of violence actually paid reproductive dividends. That’s why human brains 
were hardwired to pay attention to them.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; But now? It was 
little more than an indulgence. Candy for a stone-age mind.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; He thought about 
the previous night instead.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; &lt;i&gt;He was just 
screwing with me&lt;/i&gt; . . . &lt;i&gt;Wasn’t he?&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;Thomas emerged from the oily 
humidity of the subway onto Broadway and 116&lt;sup&gt;th&lt;/sup&gt;. He leaned against the 
railing, overcome with what his father had always called ‘jelly belly’. Fucking 
shooters. Why had he agreed to do shooters? The New York march of cars and 
people soothed him for some reason.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Columbia was 
surprisingly busy, given the school year had yet to begin. Dozens of students 
sat on the steps along the Low Plaza, cradling books and coffees and the 
ubiquitous palmtops. Thomas always enjoyed the walk to Schermerhorn Hall: the 
cobbled courtyards and bricked gardens, the contrast of grass and old stone, the 
humble academic grandeur. He passed through the shadow of St Paul’s Chapel, and 
it seemed he could feel the morning cool radiating from its hunched walls. For 
all its logistical drawbacks, Schermerhorn was an ideal home for the psychology 
department. Apparently Columbia’s designers had a yen for interior spaces, 
enclaves within enclaves. It seemed proper that the Schermerhorn should be 
hidden, just as it seemed proper that it should be old, the stone leached, the 
walls settling on uncertain foundations – a place built by men who could still 
take the soul seriously.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Perhaps because 
he was hungover, Thomas found himself pausing before the entrance, gazing at the 
latter half of the inscription above.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;SPEAK TO THE EARTH AND IT 
SHALL TEACH THEE&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;A laudable commandment, he 
supposed. But what if humanity had no stomach for the lesson?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;He ducked his head into the 
psychology department office to check his mail.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ‘Oh, Professor 
Bible,’ he heard Suzanne, the head administrative assistant call.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Hanging sideways 
in the doorway, he smiled at her. ‘Make it quick, Suzy; I’m feeling woozy.’&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; She grimaced and 
nodded toward three suits, two women and one man, loitering outside the 
department head’s office door. They seemed to be watching him with peculiar 
interest.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ‘Can I help you?’ 
Thomas asked. Their scrutiny felt vaguely offensive.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; The dark-haired 
woman stepped forward and held out her hand. ‘Professor Bible? Thomas Bible?’ 
she asked.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Thomas didn’t 
reply, convinced that she already knew who he was. Something about their 
demeanor said they had glossy photos in their breast pockets, and dossiers in 
their palmtops.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ‘I’m Shelley 
Atta,’ she continued after an awkward moment. ‘This is Samantha Logan and Dan 
Gerard.’ Logan was tall, blond, and implausibly attractive. Despite the crisp 
professionalism of her suit, something about her demeanor spoke of tongue studs 
and ankle tattoos. With blue eyes and gallic brown hair, Gerard had the look of 
a washed-out football captain: packed with low-density muscle, indifferent to 
the faint mustard stains on his lapel. The kind of guy who made monkey faces 
when he peed. They seemed an unlikely pair.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ‘Is there 
someplace private where we might speak?’ Atta asked.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ‘Preferably 
someplace with a BD player,’ Logan added.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ‘What’s this 
about?’ Thomas asked.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; Shelley Atta’s 
eyes narrowed in irritation. She had a dense frame that could seem matronly or 
imposing, depending on her expression. She suddenly seemed imposing. ‘We’re with 
the FBI, Professor Bible . . . As I said, is there someplace private where we 
can talk?’&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp; ‘My office will 
have to do,’ Thomas said, turning on his heel like the busy man he was.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;span style=&quot;font-size: 11.0pt; line-height: 200%&quot;&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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