DragonCon 2010: The Rest of the Story
Topic: books, dragoncon, fantasy, gaming, graphic novel/manga, historical fiction, large and/or small child, publisher's previews, science fiction|Daily reports on DragonCon 2010 over at BSC: Day One, Day Two, and Day Three. Over 400 pictures of the Con over at Flickr.
And what was left out of the reports . . .
The best time to arrive and get in line to pick up badges is NOT three o’clock on Friday afternoon. That being said, there’s plenty to do during that three 
hour wait, like take pictures of costumed attendees and laugh back at the businessmen pointing and staring from the parking deck above.
DragonCon is very educational. I’m not kidding. Where else can you learn about crossed letters and medieval poisoning techniques? You can also discover very quickly what sort of fans are on each track and specifics within each track. For example – fans of certain anime series. Why were the only ones excited about my ten year old daughter’s Hikaru (Angelic Layer) costume middle-aged men? In real life it would be creepy to have strange men grabbing my arm and asking to take my child’s picture . . . and at DragonCon it was, yes, a little creepy to have these men asking just that. Wearing a costume is asking for attention, 
though, so we played along and enjoyed it, but I secretly hoped a young girl would approach and recognize my battle doll, just once.
Where else can you find a blue Power Ranger, Gandalf, Afro’thulu, and Obi Wan on stage together, never mind throwing footballs painted as gnomes? At an actual person. Standing in front of a sign advertising gnome punting. This was, obviously, the World of Warcraft party. Later on the same stage, Finn from Adventure Time approached to choose a raffle prize to shouts of “What time is it? Adventure time!” He 
looked back out into the crowd to ask, as he pointed to the prizes, “Which one, honey?” which brought on more laughter . . . later, Finn asked ‘honey’ to marry him during the ‘after hours’ Warcraft gig. Of course she said yes, because what could be more romantic than a man in a white-eared hat costumed as a child from a cartoon series proposing at a World of Warcraft party?
The logisitics of ordering pizza for delivery during a DragonCon weekend – an hour on hold, and a three hour wait for delivery. Upon arrival, the stunned teenager holding pizzas stares at the lobbyfull of costumes. “What is wrong 
with these people?” he asks me. That must be the ten thousand dollar question, and not one we actually ask out loud because after all, if we’re there, he’s asking about us, too.
While waiting for my son to take a turn on Mech Corps, a military simulation game that was very reasonably priced and engaging, the man in front of us – who had a gigantic bag that had a list of why Mythbusters is so awesome written on the side – turned around to complain about a woman who had pushed him around on the escalator. “I’m fat,” he said. “But she was fatter. Her fault. A weapon of ass destruction.”
One of the Tolkien-Lewis panelists, M.B. Weston, caught my interest when talking about her Elysian Chronicles titles. These sound like must haves for fantasy fans – guardian angel warfare and treason. Speaking of the T-L panel, I have to mention that someone said The Silmarillion was an academic exercise. I must must must beg to differ – if The Silmarillion isn’t great storytelling – a long, difficult read, yes, but read it out loud and you’ll see what I mean – I’ll give up coffee for a week. Okay, a day – but it’s a safe bet and my favorite Tolkien title.
Holly Black, an incredibly popular and successful young adult author, has graphic novels illustrated by the very talented and approachable 
Ted Naifeh, who allowed me to snap a photo as he demonstrated his talents in the comic artists alley. Shopping opportunities: we returned diligently to the Dragon Pets booth, where we bought a sweet pink and purple dragon last year, twice; once to buy an armored dragon and again for a multicolored one. We also found an adorable, soft squid from Cyphre Voudou that has been well-loved and spends his nights sharing a bed with 
two American Girl dolls. That doesn’t sound quite right but it’s true. My quest for earrings – usual travel purchase – brought me back to Ravenwing, where I purchased jewelry last year for myself, my daughter, and my mother, so it was easy for me to pick up where I left off and stock up on some beautiful handcrafted items, including these beautiful beautiful fish earrings in my 
very favorite color.
Noticed in the parade but too quick for me to catch a photo – in the Star Wars group, a woman with a “Hutters” t-shirt that looked very like a “Hooters” t-shirt. It took a moment before several men behind me started yelling “Hutters! Hutters!” and caught her attention. She turned and waved like Miss America, perfectly comfortable as any Hooters girl would be, but obviously, much 
cooler. At least with the DragonCon crowd.
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